{"product_id":"the-silicon-slayer","title":"The \"Silicon-Slayer\"","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAre you worried that your taxi driver is actually a bunch of binary code sitting in a server farm? Does the idea of a car \"thinking\" for itself make you want to go live in a yurt? Then slap this matte black manifesto on your trunk and join the resistance against our new robot overlords!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis sticker features the urgent demand: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\"KEEP DRIVERS HUMAN.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who prefers their fellow motorists to have a pulse, a questionable sense of direction, and the ability to feel road rage just like the rest of us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhy you need this anti-automation statement:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFight the Machines:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Remind those self-driving toasters that they’ll never master the \"human\" art of forgetting a turn signal.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eTotal 90s Paranoia:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Channel that \"Judgment Day\" energy before Skynet starts charging you a monthly subscription just to use your own brakes.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBuilt to Last (Even in the Matrix):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Printed on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eweatherproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eUV-protective matte laminate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, this sticker will stay readable long after the robots have taken over the local DMV.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSupport Bumperly:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBumperly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e original is designed to be high-visibility, so even a remote operator in a different time zone can see that you aren’t buying what they’re selling.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDon't let a computer chip decide your fate on the freeway. Peel, stick, and let the world know you’re Team Carbon-Based Lifeform!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction with modern printing techniques\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated for 5+ years exposure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Matte finish with UV protective laminate for element resistance\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks for reduced environmental impact\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11\" × 3\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":47833696600251,"sku":"17560590465037807438","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/8497\/2987\/files\/2392474016632402085_2048.jpg?v=1778728319","url":"https:\/\/bumperly.myshopify.com\/products\/the-silicon-slayer","provider":"Bumperly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}